Advisory for subscribers of How to Succeed in Sportswriting (without Really Trying)

Apologies for an absence.

Cherished Subscribers,

My apologies for not posting this month. I’ve been in hospital this week—I’m typing this in a semi-private room where I am at this point a little too well established at this point, although it feels quite luxurious after spending 36 hours in emergency. I have too many points of insertion and chords attached to me for comfort.

I won’t bore you with details other than to say that prescription drug interactions really don’t care whether you live clean or not. I’m not getting out today and likely not tomorrow.

I’ll be posting pronto on my release. Thanks for your patience.